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Review-rant of twilight

I was bored and felt the need to write this out. First off, I have read all the Twilight books. Three times actually. I wanted to know why some people would say that “It’s the best book ever!!” and “SMeyer is a genius!” etc. After reading the quartet for the third time, I still think it’s just an Anne Rice AU fan fiction gone horribly, horribly wrong.

For now I’m going to write a review for just the book Twilight. Later if I feel like it, I’ll do the other three. So… let’s do this.

SMeyer starts off by telling us all the details of Bella’s departure. First off,

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Recap-rant of Breaking DawnBreaking Dawn: the fanfictioning.
So we’ve made it to the end of Twilight. It’s been a long and tiring journey full of fail and loves that have never loved before. And *SPARKLES.* We only have to trudge through Breaking Fail. Now this book is the epitome of fail. I fear that I may not make it through. If I don’t, please remember me for who I was. The woman that recapped all the books for you and died doing so, so you won’t have to.
So let’s go back for a second to remember times past. Insert wavy lines here for flashback effects.
Twilight: Bell Recap-rant of Breaking Dawn
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Eclipse recap-rantAbusive sparkly boyfriend and Super-duper Mary-sue the book! Part 3.

To recap New Moon: Eddy is pretty and leaves Bella, Jacob becomes a doggy, nothing can freaking kill Bella, Bella leads Jake on, Ed attempts suicide by sparkling, and Eddy and Bella get back together without so much as a glare from Bella-sue. Oh and Bella is still a bitch to her dad.
This book seems to have a whole lot more of nothing in this book, so I feel this is going to be a bit longer than the other two. So just to warn you, this might be a longer read.

I have put on my robe and wizard hat. I’m ready to do this. Eclipse recap-rant
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I wonder if this'll work...

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 10:34 AM

..turns out it didn't

Happy thanksgiving I guess

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Nov 26, 2009 I wonder if this'll work...
Jul 27, 2009 I stole this! AHAHA
Jul 8, 2009 TF2
May 19, 2009 Video of... doom I suppose :D
May 9, 2009 ehehe
Apr 12, 2009 i just saw DB:E...
Mar 19, 2009 so sleepy
Nov 15, 2008 =3
Sep 28, 2008 Stop Uwe Boll :D
Aug 31, 2008 :(

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~CraftyCowsMoo Nov 11, 2009, 7:45:18 AM

OOOPS You favorited my Grimmjow! I looked at the wrong one

Soorry bout that

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~suteneko01 Nov 11, 2009, 11:04:27 PM

lol it's ok =3

you're welcome

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~CraftyCowsMoo Nov 11, 2009, 7:43:16 AM

Thanks for favoriting my Shunsui

Means Alot!

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~Edward-in-Red Oct 20, 2009, 7:31:16 AM

Thanks for the fave!

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~suteneko01 Oct 23, 2009, 10:14:27 PM

you're welcome! I love Aja =3

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=Amersill Sep 30, 2009, 3:40:17 AM

Thank you very much for the

and sorry for the delay

I hope to see you again in my gallery!

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^{I'm sorry, but I cannot reply and thank you all because of the filter which doesn't allow me to post too many messages in a row!}

~suteneko01 Oct 14, 2009, 9:38:15 PM

you're welcome and it's cool. Life happens sometimes

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Cherish your dreams for they are the blueprint of your house of pain!

"If one wishes to debate a Twihard at close range(<50m), full riot police gear is required, preferably with a Smith and Wesson .500 at the hip for emergency situations."